Introducing AUSTIN RAINES for KCAL-9, Los Angeles. Okay, I know this is gross, but also hilarious. My good friend, Kevin was taking some photos of me in Hollywood in my suit and tie in hopes of finding a headshot that I could use some things I have coming up. This one just struck me so KCAL-9. So…
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At the risk of sounding heterophobic, which I am – but only slightly, I have this idea that non-queer comics don’t have to work as hard, or as hard in the same ways, in writing jokes and performing. Don’t get me wrong, I know excellent non-queer comics who work hard and write great jokes –…
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Before I came to be a petty-thief, when I was little, I religiously watched The Carol Burnett Show, The Flip Wilson Show, Laugh In, and shit, I’ll admit it, Hee-haw! I even had a pair of blue Hee-haw overalls with faces of Roy Clark and Minnie Pearl, donkeys and bails of hay all over them.…
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