These Make Everything Better

When I was a kid I used to watch my Dad shave in front of the bathroom mirror. It was the 70s and he had a set of serious sideburns! He could grow a beard overnight. He had better sideburns than Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit. I used watch and mimick all the shaving faces that he made, stretching my face and poking my tongue in my cheek, scrunching my nose to move my face in the same ways he did. When I was little, I used to think “I want to grow up and look like him.”

Now it’s been about a year on T for me and I think I’m looking more and more like my Dad. Plus, my sideburns have come in! YAY! I just want to say EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH SIDEBURNS! Hats look better, my hearing has improved, I’m more productive at work – so much that I got a raise, my lady and I are more intimate more often, and I’m pretty sure Pinkberry is tasting better too.

My life has changed for the better because of sideburns. Just sayin’.

Love you, mean it.
XOXO – Ian