Ever Been So Relaxed

Ever been so relaxed that you accidentally rip one while being intimate with your lady? Well, I’m not saying that this actually happened to me but if it had.. it sounded like a junior high, beginner trombone player. No, you know when the they first give you the mouthpiece before they give you the whole trombone and they make you practice on the mouthpiece first. It’s a lot more shallow sounding. That’s what it would have sounded like IF this had happened to me..